Further proof that parents are wacky
If red ink is going to make your child break down in tears, I think you have bigger problems to worry about! CNN.com - Red ink falling out of favor with teachers - Apr 4, 2005
Regular reports from the bottom rung of our nation's education system.
If red ink is going to make your child break down in tears, I think you have bigger problems to worry about! CNN.com - Red ink falling out of favor with teachers - Apr 4, 2005
Do the directors of the NRA sit around seeing who can come up with the stupidest idea?
Well I have been officially offered a new job at the local library. I will be in charge of teen programs for one of the local branches. This probably means for all practical purposes an end to this particular blog. I might do a blog for my new job, or I might not.
One of the hardest parts of the teaching, or the subbing, day is the bathroom break. The teacher I subbed for today actually had 4 different bathroom breaks in her schedule. When I had my own classroom, I usually had a morning and an afternoon break.
This entry doesn't have anything to do with me subbing, but it seemed an appropriate story for Where's My Real Teacher? anyway.
Well I thought before Christmas vacation that my subbing career was finally be, well I spoke so soon. I am still in the running for one of the library jobs that I applied for (I have a 3rd interview next week), but things aren't falling into place as quickly as I hoped.
I've been looking for a new job working in a library, and I will have my second interview early next week. I don't want to jinx myself, but I am feeling good about it. Christmas vacation started for the school district today, so there is no more work until January---so if things go well, I have done my final day of subbing.
I was subbing for a 4th grade class at one of the more "urban" schools in my district this morning. Like every class I have subbed for lately they were very talkative. It was a tiny class, only twelve students and I still couldn't control the talking. Then a strange thing happened, for the last fifteen minutes of the reading block I was supposed to read a chapter book to the class. I didn't pay attention to the title of the book, but I believe it was one of those Dear America or other similar type books. This book was the story of a young black girl living in a large city just after the end of the Civil War.
My saddest moment of the day was when I decided I would read some stories to the class because the kids were extremely hyper and we weren't getting any work done. I am a good story picker, I pick stories that make kids laugh. But these kids didn't care, as soon as I said I was going to read some stories, they started moaning and groaning. Two different kids yelled out across the room at me, "We don't like stories!" That absolutely floored me. How do I even respond to that? I really had nothing that I could say at that point, other than "I know some kids in this room enjoy stories so I am going to read two funny stories to you."
It was the sort of day when I finished work with a splitting headache. Everything that could go wrong did go wrong.
Insane? You think I'm exaggerating for effect? No, and here is the proof of the level of insanity that I reached today. I had two identical twin girls in my class today. The insane part? I didn't realize that I had there were twins in my class until I was dismissing students at the end of the day. I did think that one girl seemed to be moving around the class very fast, but I never came any closer to deducing that there were twins in my class.
Yes, I had a 10 year old in my class who thought he was a tough guy. He actually faked a punch at me---I've had kids give me the evil eye, I've had kids hit me accidentally when they were swinging at another kid. But this was the first time that I can recall having an elementary student who actually tried to intimidate me. Was I intimidated? No, but I did flinch. I'm still kicking myself for flinching, but it was so unexpected.
There haven't been a lot of substituting assignments available this month, so even though I was very hesitant I accepted an assignment as a Elementary School Vocal Music substitute. No, I do not have any real music training (I had a year of piano lessons and I played trombone in high school, at which I royally sucked). So its all the more humorous when I found out that in addition to teaching the general music classes I would also be teaching 5th grade woodwinds and 4th grade violins.
I arrived at my job today (actually almost 20 minutes early) and the teacher had left me no sub plans and very little work for the class. I would be subbing for a second grade class. She did have her lesson plan book, but the notes in her lesson plan book were very much shorthand. I had no information about how long to spend on each subject, I didn't even have times listed for lunch or recess. Her plans for math said - estimation. That was it. It also said estimation for yesterday and also next week. So all I really knew is that the lesson had been introduced, and that she would be spending a little bit of time on the subject. Since this was a second grade class it was very likely that this was the first time that they had talked about estimation. Needless to say I was completely winging it. Just to add some excitement to things, the principal of the school decided to come and sit in on my lesson. This is the first time that I have had this happen as a substitute, that the principal was watching me teach. A little bit unnerving, but luckily even though I was winging it I definitely was in my rhythm today.
Sub jobs have been pretty limited this month. I'm not sure why; maybe its because teachers know that they have breaks in their near future. Well it means that I don't really have the option to turn down any jobs that are available. So I accepted another Special Education assignment today. I figured it couldn't be that bad because it was only a half day assignment (12:30 to 4:00). It ended up being even easier than that because the from 12:30 to 1:30 the teacher had her lunch break, which now became my lunch break. I only had students from 1:30 to 3:00 (because students had recess at the end of the day and went back to their homerooms). So in terms of the amount of work, it was a pretty cushy assignment.
School assemblies tend to be a mixed blessing. There are enough other teachers around, and usually a principal also so you really don't have to worry about student behavior that much. It is a break from teaching.
I knew it would happen. Yesterday was far too easy and fun of a day. Life always balances out. I don't know where to start
9:00 - 10:30 Reading Block with Room 107. See notes.I start wondering, what is group A? Am I switching classes, are different classes coming to my room? I don't know because her plans don't give any details. I also have no lunch count sheet in my room. So back to the office I go. Of course the office is empty. I wait for over 5 minutes and no one comes. Finally I run into the secretary as I was walking back to my class.
10:30 - 11:30 Social Studies with Group A. See notes.
I was back at my neighborhood school today. Once again it was an absolute treat to be at that school. It is amazing to work with a group of students who understand why they are at school. They are at students to learn. You give these students work to do, they do their work. You ask students to be quiet, they are quiet. The students actually picked up books and read on their own when they finished their work.
Have you ever played the classic arcade/carnival game, Whack-A-Mole? Substitute teaching is a lot like that game. Sometimes you get into a certain rhythm where you are hitting each and every mole perfectly. Other times you miss one silly little mole and its impossible to get your rhythm back and you end up with a suck score and no tickets.
Yes, I had my first day of special education substituting today. Truthfully it was a good day, even though there were lots of reasons why it shouldn't have been.
"The letter a makes an ay sound, like in the word hay. Everyone say hay."And the script continues like this for basically two hours of time. Boring, but hard to screw up. It makes me wonder how much longer until teachers are replaced by robots. You think I'm joking, but I'm not.
I called in and cancelled my assignment at about 3:30 AM this morning. This isn't the first time that this has happened this year, but I have this feeling of dread and worry that come over me. I had said that I was a little bit worried because I was going to be at a new school, but starting at about 11:00-Midnight I started having this feeling of something bad happening. The feeling was completely non-specific.
I had another one of those substitute assignments where I signed up for one thing, and ended up with something else. I signed up to teach in a 2nd grade classroom today, but instead I was placed in a first grade classroom. I'm sure you are thinking, no big whoop! From my perspective, I think the change from 1st grade to 2nd grade is one of the biggest changes during elementary school.
Probably not the right word to use when I am talking about a 7-year old girl, but its the one that comes to mind. I had a fairly decent day of substituting, lots of talkative kids, but no real trouble.
It was one of those days today. Nothing seemed to go right, and I ended up having a splitting headache before 11 a.m. I'm still not exactly sure what happened, but I definitely wasn't "on" today.
It was a good day of subbing today. Someone must have heard me complaining about lunch and attendance counts because I was placed in a semi-team teaching room today, and luckily those responsibilities belonged to the other teacher.
Today was a FUBAR sort of day. I had accepted the job about a week ago to substitute in a 4th grade classroom. One of the nice things about accepting a job a week or more beforehand, is that the regular teacher has plenty of time to prepare plans and materials for the substitute.
Today was just a normal day of subbing. That's not really true. There are no normal days of subbing, but it was at least a day that didn't screw with my head for a week. I was back at the school where I started this year. I subbed in a 3rd grade classroom.
Nobody did anything wrong to me. I didn’t do anything wrong to anyone else. Most bad days of subbing have to do with someone having done something wrong.
I have stripped all references to my city and state from the blog. I want some more freedom to say what I really want to say and I would like to reduce the chance of my words coming back to haunt me. I know I won't eliminate the risk, but hopefully no one will do a search for my school district and be given a link to this blog.